Beginning April 17th Alien Visions E-Juice will hold its
first annual AARS (Alien Aviation Remembrance Sale). Don't let the acronym fool you this isn't
about pirates! AARS is about our REAL alien aviation pioneers, and the day is
to be set in memoriam of Hapilung one of alien aviations finest pilots whose
tragic end over Aurora, Texas in 1897 set the alien aviation world on its head
and redefined alien aviation safety standards forever.
For those of you too busy to keep abreast of alien aviation
or for those *giggle* humans who still don't know. Hapilung was the brave
Martian pilot who designed, streamlined, and tested the first low orbit
re-entry system for the X001.0001.25.5001 hyper drive (Humans call it the
"Alcubierre Metric Warp Drive"
*double giggle*) You can read up on local news about the issue here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora,_Texas_UFO_incident
Alien Visions E-Juice would like to remember this brave soul
on the 115th anniversary of his standard setting flight and his tragic
landing. Few, even in the alien aviation
circles, know that the flight was a success and led to our standard model hyper
drive ships that we operate to this day.
In fact the real tragedy is how Hapilung's unsecured cell phone slid off
his dashboard upon low-orbit entry and got jammed under his brake pedal keeping
him from being able to slow down for landing.
So in this way Hapilung is not only the pioneer of hyper drives that we
know this day but also the example case for our current "mobile device in
space flight" legislation.
For these reasons and uncountable others we salute you and
hold this 15% off sale in remembrance or your sacrifice and celebration of all
that it has given us. We will continue
the sale for 7 days, just as you continued to orbit rural Texas,
America,
Earth for seven days until your fuel ran out and you plummeted to the ground.
Hapilung, this is for YOU.
TL,DR: We're holding
a 15% off sale for 7 days.
Note: Bulk orders will be online during the sale, however,
prices will be adjusted to non-sale levels. (Bulk purchasers are already
getting a hyper-drive deal)
Time: Starts 8am CST April 17th and ends at 11:59pm CST on
the 23rd of April (OR) when we take the website down should we reach order
capacity.
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